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CASE FILE: N. REMIS — LEAD INVESTIGATOR
I've Watched Campaigns Die Up Close.
This Is What I Learned.
Not a theory borrowed from a textbook. Not a framework built in a vacuum. Sixteen years of being in the room when marketing campaigns succeeded, failed, and sometimes died for reasons nobody on the team could name.
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16+
Years Customer Experience
8+
Years International Projects
10+
Global Brands (Europe & APAC)
6+
Industries Served
3
Languages (Spanish, French, English)
The Gap Between Perfect and Profitable
I coordinated campaigns that looked perfect on paper. They launched
flawlessly. And they underperformed.
The issue wasn't execution—it was psychology. Invisible friction
customers couldn't articulate. Teams couldn't diagnose.
So I studied what was missing: consumer neuroscience, behavioral
economics, decision psychology. Now I solve what operations alone
can't: why customers don't convert AND why campaigns don't deliver.
16 Years in the Room Where It Happens
I didn't come to marketing through strategy consulting or an MBA program. I came through the operational trenches — the unglamorous work of actually delivering campaigns.
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2012–2014
The
Foundation
PHASE 1
Finance Analysis & Customer Service
2015–2021
The
Infrastructure
PHASE 2
IT Project Management (Enterprise Scale) & Digital Marketing
2022–2025
The
Campaigns
Phase 3
Senior Creative Project Manager
2025–Present
The
Investigation
Phase 4
The Consumer Autopsy — Forensic Marketing Investigation
The Beliefs That Built This Business
Belief 1
Conversion problems are psychological problems wearing a technical disguise.
Brands spend thousands optimizing button colors and testing headlines while the real cause of death — invisible cognitive friction, trust collapse, loss aversion triggers — goes completely unexamined...
Belief 2
Most marketing research tells you what customers say. Consumer neuroscience tells you what they do.
There's a gap between what people report in surveys and what they actually do...
Belief 3
Operational experience is not optional for a marketing consultant.
You cannot diagnose a campaign you've never had to deliver...
Belief 4
Honest findings are more valuable than comfortable ones.
I will tell you what's actually killing your conversions — not what's easiest to hear...
PRIOR INVESTIGATIONS — FIELD RECORD
The Work Before The Consumer Autopsy
Before building a forensic investigation consultancy, there were 16 years of campaigns, projects, and client relationships. Here's what that actually looked like.
€2.6M
Earned media value
KitKat LFL Esports
84M+
Total impressions
Single campaign
275%
ROI
SEAT x MAD Lions
84K
Unique Twitch viewers
Kia x LoL Series
The Evidence
PUMA · LG · KITKAT · MAGNUM · SANTANDER · KIA · FOOT LOCKER · SEAT · GARNIER · GEN.G · NORAUTO · MOUV' · DEL ARTE ·
The Investigator's Dossier
For those who need the complete picture before making a decision
Evidence of Expertise
Most marketing doesn't fail because of poor execution. It fails because brands don't understand the psychology of why people buy. Campaigns die at the cognitive level long before they fail at the creative level.
— Noelia Remis,
The Consumer Autopsy
This is the belief that built The Consumer Autopsy. And it's the lens through which every investigation is conducted.
Both projects explore the same core question from different angles: how do different brains process information, make decisions, and find meaning?
The Other Investigation
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In 10 Months:
1.32M
Pinterest impressions
50%
newsletter open rates (industry average: 21%)
250+
Email Subscribers
100%
Steady passive revenue through digital products
THE DETECTIVE BEHIND THE AUTOPSY
THE PROBLEM I KEPT SEEING
For almost four years, I managed the execution of marketing campaigns for brands like PUMA, LG, KitKat, Seat and Magnum as a Senior Project Manager at an international esports and gaming consulting agency. Timelines, budgets, influencer activations, social campaigns, film productions - I coordinated it all.
And I had a front-row seat to something nobody talked about: campaigns that were perfectly executed, delivered on time, within budget... and still didn't convert the way they should. The creative was strong. The targeting was right. The execution was flawless. But somewhere between the first touchpoint and the final conversion, customers disappeared.
THE QUESTION NOBODY WAS ASKING
I worked across esports, gaming, healthcare, finance and tech over 16+ years in customer experience and project management. Different industries, different brands, different budgets. Same pattern. Same cause of death. And in almost every post-mortem, the conversation went the same way: "Let's test a new headline". "Maybe the claim is wrong". "We need more traffic".
Nobody was asking the right question: why are customers behaving this way?
CASE FILE: N. Remis
10+
Global
Brands
Across
Europe
&
APAC
3
Languages: French, Spanish & English
16+ Years in
Customer
Experience
What to Expect
Three honest statements about how I work — no platitudes, no agency language, no promises I can't keep.
01
I will tell you what I find — not what you want to hear.
If your campaign is failing because of a fundamental positioning
problem, I'll say so. If the issue is a single friction point
fixable in 48 hours, I'll say that too.
The investigation determines the answer — not the budget, not
what's easiest to implement, not what protects anyone's ego.
You're paying for a forensic diagnosis, not reassurance.
02
I work remotely, globally, and asynchronously.
Based in Gijón, Spain. Fluent in Spanish, French, and English.
Eight years managing remote projects across Europe, APAC, and
the Americas taught me how to communicate clearly across time
zones, cultures, and languages without losing precision.
Remote work isn't a limitation. It's how I've delivered €2.6M
earned media campaigns and coordinated teams across six continents.
03
I'm building this in public.
The Consumer Autopsy is new. I'm not going to pretend otherwise
or hide behind corporate language that obscures the timeline.
What I bring: 16 years of real operational experience, rigorous
training in consumer psychology, and a genuine obsession with
understanding why customers behave the way they do.
If that's what your business needs — let's talk.
THE DETECTIVE BEHIND THE AUTOPSY
WHAT I ACTUALLY BELIEVE
I believe most marketing fails at the psychological level, not the executional one. Customers don't abandon carts because your checkout has too many steps. They abandon because something triggered loss aversion, created decision fatigue or broke the trust you spent weeks building. The friction is invisible which is why it's so dangerous.
And I believe the only way to fix it is to stop guessing and start investigating. Treat every conversion problem like a forensic case. Follow the evidence. Find the cause of death. Prescribe the exact fix.
WHY I WENT BACK TO STUDY
I spent years on the execution side wondering why no one was studying the psychology behind what I was seeing. So I did. Consumer Neuroscience & Neuromarketing at Copenhagen Business School. Market Research & Consumer Behavior at IE Business School. Google UX Design and Data Analytics certifications.
The more I studied, the more I recognized the patterns I'd been watching for years - finally explained by the science. The Consumer Autopsy is what happens when 8+ years of managing campaigns from the inside meets the psychology of why they live or die.
WHAT THIS MEANS FOR YOU
When you work with me, you're not getting a theorist who's read the textbooks but never managed a real campaign. You're getting someone who has coordinated the timelines, chased the assets, sat in the client calls, watched the KPIs drop and then went back to study the psychological mechanisms behind all of it.
That combination - operational experience plus behavioral science - is exactly what forensic marketing investigation requires.
CASE FILE: N. Remis
10+
Global
Brands
Across
Europe
&
APAC
3
Languages: French, Spanish & English
16+ Years in
Customer
Experience
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