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FORENSIC MARKETING INVESTIGATION

I find out why your marketing isn't converting and fix the operations that let it happen.

Consumer psychology and marketing operations, diagnosed together. For founders and marketing leads whose campaigns look right on paper and quietly underperform in reality.

16 years in customer experience · Consumer Neuroscience, Copenhagen Business School · Worked on campaigns for PUMA · KitKat · SEAT · Santander · Magnum

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THE CONSUMER AUTOPSY

Digital Project Management ▪ Systems + Marketing Operations ▪ Consumer Behaviour

LEAD INVESTIGATOR

Noelia Remis

Most project managers ship what you asked for. I tell you when what you asked for is the problem.

8 years running international campaigns end to end for PUMA, KitKat, SEAT, Sanofi and Société Générale — timelines, budgets, vendors, remote teams across Europe and APAC.

 

Delivery is the day job. The other half is the backend that keeps it repeatable: process audits, CRM and automation, SOPs, reporting dashboards. When I leave, the system stays.

 

I've run the marketing itself too — email, content, social, Pinterest and SEO — including my own brand, The Neuro Coven, built from zero with no paid ads to 180K Pinterest views and a 48% open rate.

 

And I trained in Consumer Neuroscience at Copenhagen Business School, because I was tired of watching flawless campaigns underperform with nobody able to explain it.

 

Most companies hire a project manager, an ops consultant and a marketer — and still nobody can tell them why it didn't convert.

That's The Consumer Autopsy.

Consumer Neuroscience — CBS

Market Research — IE Business School

Google UX Design & Data Analytics

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LEAD INVESTIGATOR:

Noelia Remis

16+ Years Experience

Europe & APAC Campaigns

Neuroscience Trained

FIELD RECORD — PRIOR INVESTIGATIONS

The Evidence

10+ campaigns for global brands across Europe and APAC, delivered as Creative Project Manager. Live broadcasts, on-site activations, multi-country rollouts, agency and rights-holder stakeholders on every one.

 

This is work where the date doesn't move and there is no second take. The numbers below are what that delivery produced.

230K+

Simultaneous viewers

KitKat LFL Esports

2M+

Total impressions

Single campaign

55%

Engagement rate

KitKat x Streamer Break

8

Full branded gaming spaces

LG 

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FORENSIC MARKETING INVESTIGATION

I find out why your marketing isn't converting and fix the operations that let it happen.

Consumer psychology and marketing operations, diagnosed together. For founders and marketing leads whose campaigns look right on paper and quietly underperform in reality.

16 years in customer experience · Consumer Neuroscience, Copenhagen Business School · Worked on campaigns for PUMA · KitKat · SEAT · Santander · Magnum

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FORENSIC MARKETING INVESTIGATION

I find out why your marketing isn't converting and fix the operations that let it happen.

Consumer psychology and marketing operations, diagnosed together. For founders and marketing leads whose campaigns look right on paper and quietly underperform in reality.

16 years in customer experience · Consumer Neuroscience, Copenhagen Business School · Worked on campaigns for PUMA · KitKat · SEAT · Santander · Magnum

PUMA · LG · KITKAT · MAGNUM · SANTANDER · KIA · FOOT LOCKER · SEAT · GARNIER · GEN.G · NORAUTO · MOUV' · DEL ARTE · SOCIÉTÉ GÉNÉRALE · SANOFI ·

PUMA · LG · KITKAT · MAGNUM · SANTANDER · KIA · FOOT LOCKER · SEAT · GARNIER · GEN.G · NORAUTO · MOUV' · DEL ARTE · SOCIÉTÉ GÉNÉRALE · SANOFI ·

THE FORENSIC TOOLKIT

Every Investigation Requires The Right Tools.
Choose What You Need.

THE DETECTIVE BEHIND THE AUTOPSY

I'm Noelia Remis. I've worked with global brands like PUMA, LG, KitKat, Société Générale and Magnum—managing marketing projects and customer experience operations for 16+ years across Europe and APAC. I've seen hundreds of campaigns from the execution side. I know what it takes to deliver results at scale.

That operational experience is rare in psychology consulting. Most behavioural consultants understand theory but haven't managed campaigns. I've done both and I went back to study the science: Consumer Neuroscience at Copenhagen Business School, Market Research & Consumer Behavior at IE Business School, plus Google UX Design and Data Analytics certifications.

Based in Gijón, Spain, I work with brands worldwide. Fluent in Spanish, French and English—with 8+ years managing remote teams across time zones. I understand how regional buying behaviours, cultural nuances and language differences impact conversion rates.

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LEAD INVESTIGATOR:

Noelia Remis

16+ Years Experience

Europe & APAC Campaigns

Neuroscience Trained

Your Marketing Campaigns Keep Dying...

I Perform the Autopsy to Find Out Why.

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THE CAUSE OF DEATH

The Brief Was Perfect.
The Execution Was Solid.

So Why Aren't They Converting?

You're not dealing with a creative problem. You're not dealing with a traffic problem. You're dealing with a psychology problem — and most agencies aren't trained to find it.

Your Marketing Team Can't Explain Why It's Not Working.
And the standard fixes have stopped fixing it.

The Conversion Mystery (→ Forensic Investigations)

"We've tested everything — headlines, images, CTAs. Conversions stayed flat, and nobody can say why."

"The launch looks perfect on paper. Execution is chaos. Deadlines slip, people misalign, things ship late."

The Coordination Collapse (→ Case Management)

"Nothing's documented, nothing's automated, nothing runs without me. The whole business lives in my head."

The Backend Black Box (→ The Lab)

CAUSE OF DEATH:

Your campaigns are dying from two invisible problems —
Psychological friction killing conversions.
Operational breakdowns killing delivery.
Most consultants treat one. I diagnose both.

Three Services.
One Forensic Approach.

CASE MANAGEMENT

Digital Project Management

Your launch, run like an open case: every task, deadline, and person tracked until it's closed.

THE
LAB

Systems + Marketing Operations

Where the messy backend gets rebuilt into clean systems, so your business runs on process instead of memory.

fORENSIC INVESTIGATIONS

Consumer Behaviour

The deep-dive into why customers really behave the way they do, so you stop guessing and start knowing.

CASE MANAGEMENT

Digital Project Management

Your launch, run like an open case: every task, deadline, and person tracked until it's closed.

THE LAB

Systems + Marketing Operations

Where the messy backend gets rebuilt into clean systems, so your business runs on process instead of memory.

FORENSIC INVESTIGATIONS

Consumer Behaviour

The deep-dive into why customers really behave the way they do, so you stop guessing and start knowing.

PUMA · LG · KITKAT · MAGNUM · SANTANDER · KIA · FOOT LOCKER · SEAT · GARNIER · GEN.G · NORAUTO · MOUV' · DEL ARTE · SOCIÉTÉ GÉNÉRALE · SANOFI ·

LEAD INVESTIGATOR

Noelia Remis

Most project managers ship what you asked for. I tell you when what you asked for is the problem.

8 years running international campaigns end to end for PUMA, KitKat, SEAT, Sanofi and Société Générale — timelines, budgets, vendors, remote teams across Europe and APAC.

 

Delivery is the day job. The other half is the backend that keeps it repeatable: process audits, CRM and automation, SOPs, reporting dashboards. When I leave, the system stays.

 

I've run the marketing itself too — email, content, social, Pinterest and SEO — including my own brand, The Neuro Coven, built from zero with no paid ads to 180K Pinterest views and a 48% open rate.

 

And I trained in Consumer Neuroscience at Copenhagen Business School, because I was tired of watching flawless campaigns underperform with nobody able to explain it.

 

Most companies hire a project manager, an ops consultant and a marketer — and still nobody can tell them why it didn't convert.
That's The Consumer Autopsy.

Consumer Neuroscience — CBS

Market Research — IE Business School

Google UX Design & Data Analytics

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Something isn't shipping, isn't converting or won't run without you. Let's find out which. 

Let's start with a free 30-minute Conversion Audit. No sales pitch. Just honest insights.

Thirty minutes, no pitch and no deck. You tell me what's breaking; I tell you whether it's a delivery problem, a systems problem, or a psychology problem — and what I'd do about it.
 
If it's not something I'm the right person for, I'll say so on the call.isn't shipping, isn't converting or won't run without you. Let's find out which. 

Portfolio Summary

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KitKat × LFL Esports

France · Multi-year campaign

Agency: Sportfive / build a rocket

Role: Creative Project Manager

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SEAT × MAD Lions

Spain · Casa SEAT, Barcelona

Agency: Sportfive / build a rocket

Role: Creative Project Manager

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LG × Let's Play Event

Paris · Korean culture and esports activation

Agency: Sportfive / build a rocket

Role: Creative Project Manager

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KitKat × Popcorn Tour

France · Pop culture festival activation

Agency: Sportfive / build a rocket

Role: Creative Project Manager

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Kia × LEC Community Tournament

Europe · Multi-country grassroots esports

Agency: Sportfive / build a rocket

Role: Creative Project Manager

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Foot Locker × PUMA × Gen.G

Seoul, South Korea · In-store activation

Agency: Sportfive / build a rocket

Role: Creative Project Manager

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Magnum Pleasure Treasure Hunt

Netherlands · Live Twitch activation

Agency: Sportfive / build a rocket

Role: Creative Project Manager

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Norauto Desafío Segunda Mano

Spain · Multi-platform creator campaign

Agency: Sportfive / build a rocket

Role: Creative Project Manager

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Santander × LEC Dream Bot

Europe · Real-time technical activation

Agency: Sportfive / build a rocket

Role: Creative Project Manager

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KitKat × Streamer Break

Twitch · Community-driven brand activation

Agency: Sportfive / build a rocket

Role: Creative Project Manager

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The Neuro Coven

Solo founder build · Community for neurodivergent and HSP witches

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The next case file could be YOURS!

Forensic investigation starts with a conversation.

PUMA · LG · KITKAT · MAGNUM · SANTANDER · KIA · FOOT LOCKER · SEAT · GARNIER · GEN.G · NORAUTO · MOUV' · DEL ARTE · SOCIÉTÉ GÉNÉRALE · SANOFI ·

PUMA · LG · KITKAT · MAGNUM · SANTANDER · KIA · FOOT LOCKER · SEAT · GARNIER · GEN.G · NORAUTO · MOUV' · DEL ARTE · SOCIÉTÉ GÉNÉRALE · SANOFI ·

PUMA · LG · KITKAT · MAGNUM · SANTANDER · KIA · FOOT LOCKER · SEAT · GARNIER · GEN.G · NORAUTO · MOUV' · DEL ARTE · SOCIÉTÉ GÉNÉRALE · SANOFI ·

LEAD INVESTIGATOR

Noelia Remis

Most Consultants Know Either Psychology or Operations. Rarely Both.

For four years, I coordinated campaigns for PUMA, KitKat, SEAT, Magnum, and Kia across Europe and APAC. I saw campaigns die despite perfect execution—killed by invisible psychological friction nobody could explain.
 

So I trained in Consumer Neuroscience and Market Research. Now I solve two problems most consultants can't: why customers don't convert (psychology) and why campaigns don't deliver (operations). That's The Consumer Autopsy.

16+ Years Customer Experience

Consumer Neuroscience — CBS

Market Research — IE Business School

Google UX Design & Data Analytics

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LEAD INVESTIGATOR

Noelia Remis

Consumer Behaviour Consultant. Former Senior Creative Project Manager. Forensic Investigator of Dead Campaigns.

I spent years managing campaign execution for global brands before asking the question nobody else was asking: why do perfectly executed campaigns still fail to convert? The answer was always psychological. The friction was always invisible. The fix was always specific. That's why I built The Consumer Autopsy.

16+ Years Customer Experience

Market Research — IE Business School

Consumer Neuroscience — CBS

Google UX Design & Data Analytics

Clue 1 (2)_edited.jpg

LEAD INVESTIGATOR:

Noelia Remis

16+ Years Experience

Europe & APAC Campaigns

Neuroscience Trained

Something isn't shipping, isn't converting or won't run without you. Let's find out which. 

Thirty minutes, no pitch and no deck. You tell me what's breaking; I tell you whether it's a delivery problem, a systems problem or a psychology problem — and what I'd do about it.

 

If it's not something I'm the right person for, I'll say so on the call.

Let's start with a free 30-minute Conversion Audit. No sales pitch. Just honest insights.

Ready to Find Out What's Actually Killing Your Marketing? Whether it's a psychology problem, an operations problem, or both — the investigation starts the same way.

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CUSTOMER INVESTIGATION IN PROGRESS

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CUSTOMER INVESTIGATION IN PROGRESS · FORENSIC MARKETING ANALYSIS · CONVERSION AUTOPSY · PSYCHOLOGICAL FRICTION DETECTED ·

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CUSTOMER INVESTIGATION IN PROGRESS · FORENSIC MARKETING ANALYSIS · CONVERSION AUTOPSY · OPERATIONAL BREAKDOWN DETECTED · PSYCHOLOGICAL FRICTION IDENTIFIED · CUSTOMER INVESTIGATION IN PROGRESS · FORENSIC MARKETING ANALYSIS · CONVERSION AUTOPSY · OPERATIONAL BREAKDOWN DETECTED · PSYCHOLOGICAL FRICTION IDENTIFIED ·

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