
FORENSIC MARKETING INVESTIGATION
I find out why your marketing isn't converting and fix the operations that let it happen.
Consumer psychology and marketing operations, diagnosed together. For founders and marketing leads whose campaigns look right on paper and quietly underperform in reality.
16 years in customer experience · Consumer Neuroscience, Copenhagen Business School · Worked on campaigns for PUMA · KitKat · SEAT · Santander · Magnum

THE CONSUMER AUTOPSY
Digital Project Management ▪ Systems + Marketing Operations ▪ Consumer Behaviour
LEAD INVESTIGATOR
Noelia Remis
Most project managers ship what you asked for. I tell you when what you asked for is the problem.
8 years running international campaigns end to end for PUMA, KitKat, SEAT, Sanofi and Société Générale — timelines, budgets, vendors, remote teams across Europe and APAC.
Delivery is the day job. The other half is the backend that keeps it repeatable: process audits, CRM and automation, SOPs, reporting dashboards. When I leave, the system stays.
I've run the marketing itself too — email, content, social, Pinterest and SEO — including my own brand, The Neuro Coven, built from zero with no paid ads to 180K Pinterest views and a 48% open rate.
And I trained in Consumer Neuroscience at Copenhagen Business School, because I was tired of watching flawless campaigns underperform with nobody able to explain it.
Most companies hire a project manager, an ops consultant and a marketer — and still nobody can tell them why it didn't convert.
That's The Consumer Autopsy.
Consumer Neuroscience — CBS
Market Research — IE Business School
Google UX Design & Data Analytics
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LEAD INVESTIGATOR:
Noelia Remis
16+ Years Experience
Europe & APAC Campaigns
Neuroscience Trained
FIELD RECORD — PRIOR INVESTIGATIONS
The Evidence
10+ campaigns for global brands across Europe and APAC, delivered as Creative Project Manager. Live broadcasts, on-site activations, multi-country rollouts, agency and rights-holder stakeholders on every one.
This is work where the date doesn't move and there is no second take. The numbers below are what that delivery produced.
230K+
Simultaneous viewers
KitKat LFL Esports
2M+
Total impressions
Single campaign
55%
Engagement rate
KitKat x Streamer Break
8
Full branded gaming spaces
LG

FORENSIC MARKETING INVESTIGATION
I find out why your marketing isn't converting and fix the operations that let it happen.
Consumer psychology and marketing operations, diagnosed together. For founders and marketing leads whose campaigns look right on paper and quietly underperform in reality.
16 years in customer experience · Consumer Neuroscience, Copenhagen Business School · Worked on campaigns for PUMA · KitKat · SEAT · Santander · Magnum

FORENSIC MARKETING INVESTIGATION
I find out why your marketing isn't converting and fix the operations that let it happen.
Consumer psychology and marketing operations, diagnosed together. For founders and marketing leads whose campaigns look right on paper and quietly underperform in reality.
16 years in customer experience · Consumer Neuroscience, Copenhagen Business School · Worked on campaigns for PUMA · KitKat · SEAT · Santander · Magnum
PUMA · LG · KITKAT · MAGNUM · SANTANDER · KIA · FOOT LOCKER · SEAT · GARNIER · GEN.G · NORAUTO · MOUV' · DEL ARTE · SOCIÉTÉ GÉNÉRALE · SANOFI ·
PUMA · LG · KITKAT · MAGNUM · SANTANDER · KIA · FOOT LOCKER · SEAT · GARNIER · GEN.G · NORAUTO · MOUV' · DEL ARTE · SOCIÉTÉ GÉNÉRALE · SANOFI ·
THE FORENSIC TOOLKIT
Every Investigation Requires The Right Tools.
Choose What You Need.
THE DETECTIVE BEHIND THE AUTOPSY
I'm Noelia Remis. I've worked with global brands like PUMA, LG, KitKat, Société Générale and Magnum—managing marketing projects and customer experience operations for 16+ years across Europe and APAC. I've seen hundreds of campaigns from the execution side. I know what it takes to deliver results at scale.
That operational experience is rare in psychology consulting. Most behavioural consultants understand theory but haven't managed campaigns. I've done both and I went back to study the science: Consumer Neuroscience at Copenhagen Business School, Market Research & Consumer Behavior at IE Business School, plus Google UX Design and Data Analytics certifications.
Based in Gijón, Spain, I work with brands worldwide. Fluent in Spanish, French and English—with 8+ years managing remote teams across time zones. I understand how regional buying behaviours, cultural nuances and language differences impact conversion rates.
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LEAD INVESTIGATOR:
Noelia Remis
16+ Years Experience
Europe & APAC Campaigns
Neuroscience Trained
THE CAUSE OF DEATH
The Brief Was Perfect.
The Execution Was Solid.
So Why Aren't They Converting?
You're not dealing with a creative problem. You're not dealing with a traffic problem. You're dealing with a psychology problem — and most agencies aren't trained to find it.
Your Marketing Team Can't Explain Why It's Not Working.
And the standard fixes have stopped fixing it.

The Conversion Mystery (→ Forensic Investigations)
"We've tested everything — headlines, images, CTAs. Conversions stayed flat, and nobody can say why."
"The launch looks perfect on paper. Execution is chaos. Deadlines slip, people misalign, things ship late."
The Coordination Collapse (→ Case Management)
"Nothing's documented, nothing's automated, nothing runs without me. The whole business lives in my head."
The Backend Black Box (→ The Lab)
CAUSE OF DEATH:
Your campaigns are dying from two invisible problems —
Psychological friction killing conversions.
Operational breakdowns killing delivery.
Most consultants treat one. I diagnose both.
Three Services.
One Forensic Approach.
CASE MANAGEMENT
Digital Project Management
Your launch, run like an open case: every task, deadline, and person tracked until it's closed.
THE
LAB
Systems + Marketing Operations
Where the messy backend gets rebuilt into clean systems, so your business runs on process instead of memory.
fORENSIC INVESTIGATIONS
Consumer Behaviour
The deep-dive into why customers really behave the way they do, so you stop guessing and start knowing.
CASE MANAGEMENT
Digital Project Management
Your launch, run like an open case: every task, deadline, and person tracked until it's closed.
THE LAB
Systems + Marketing Operations
Where the messy backend gets rebuilt into clean systems, so your business runs on process instead of memory.
FORENSIC INVESTIGATIONS
Consumer Behaviour
The deep-dive into why customers really behave the way they do, so you stop guessing and start knowing.
PUMA · LG · KITKAT · MAGNUM · SANTANDER · KIA · FOOT LOCKER · SEAT · GARNIER · GEN.G · NORAUTO · MOUV' · DEL ARTE · SOCIÉTÉ GÉNÉRALE · SANOFI ·











